So yeah, we're selling this place. Since we're back in the game and moving over to Moneyline Loser, we thought it was time to part ways with Blowncoverage.com. It was a fun ride, but we're officially moving on.
The sale is happening via Sedo.com, so if you are interested, you'll have to sign up there and make your offer.
So, we're back. Sort of. I stopped writing here and at Epic Carnival but you can find me again at the Phin Phanatic and also at Moneyline Loser. Basically, I'm going to be childish and awkward over at Moneyline Loser instead of over here. And it will be focused more on betting, kinda like what I did with the Rundown. Yayyyy... no one cares, much like my social life.
To celebrate, we get special appearances from iPod Kid and Ausmus Face!
Hot Damn!
Sweet indeed....
I know that no one cares about other people's fantasy teams, but I need to act like an Eric Mangini sized douche and mention this.
Remember that I said that I was going up against a team that had Tom Brady and Randy Moss on it in the first round of the play-offs? Well, I still trucked dat noob by 30 points.
Thank you. That is all...
We make jokes sometimes that the AOL Fanhouse has the worst commentators on the interwebs because while some of the folks that comment there seem cool, others consistently show the I.Q. of a brain dead Armadillo.
I usually don't pay much attention to these guys, but this fellow commenting on the Mike Vick sentencing just made my day.
STUPID ASS WHITE FOLKS YO ASS DIDNT SAY THAT WHEN LINDSAY LOHEM GOT 84MINUTES IN JAIL OR BRITNEY STOLE LIGHTER YALL SO DAM PREDUDICE THATS ITS SO
A rather bland Monday Morning Quarterback today from Peter King but as usual, he's good for a few comments that will make you want to castrate a lion...
Brett Favre flew from Green Bay to the Teterboro Airport in suburban New Jersey late last Tuesday afternoon, then was driven into New York to accept the Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year award that night.
The first 756 miles of the trip, in the air, took 105 minutes.
The last eight miles of the trip, on the ground during rush hour, took 65 minutes.
That's 432 mph on phase one of the trip, 7 mph on the second leg.
Yeah, I never would have guessed that a plane travels faster than a car. And am I the only one who's disturbed by the fact that King counts the minutes on Favre's trips??
c. Whatever happened to Matt Leinart? Has he been kidnapped?
f. How, exactly, will NFL Films put a highlight film together for the Miami Dolphins?
h. You are the luckiest man on the face of the earth this morning, Brandon Jacobs. Plaxico Burress and the officials bailed you out in a big way Sunday.
So, the Steelers and Pats are just about to kick-off and I'm suddenly not so sure that the Steelers will make them sweat anymore.
David Flemming gave 33 weird reasons why the Steelers will win, Simmons picked them to cover, Peter King cursed them, Bill Cowher picked them on the CBS pregame show and we have that Anthony Smith guarantee. Just too many people jumping on this Steelers bandwagon here...
Oh, and my opponent the first round of the fantasy football play-offs has Brady and Moss on his team. Yeah, the Pats will have this one wrapped up by half time.
Update : I just want every Steeler player and coach to take turns and kick Anthony Smith in his chin. Maybe he'll keep his trap shut next time...
So, I guess I might as well rename this site "Peterkingcangosuckacockflavoredlollipop.com" because I seem to only be writing about Baby Beluga these days.
Now, what did Captain Cholesterol do this time you ask? Well, he picked Pittsburgh to beat New England but what got me were his reasons why the Steelers will win.
See, I had been saying for a few weeks now that Pitt could give New England trouble and I actually did pick Pittsburgh in my pick'em pools this week, but Peter's reasoning blew my mind.
He took simple common sense and donkey punched it...
4. Hines Ward's will to win. The dude leads the league in it.
