The Atlanta Braves drinking game, part 2

With the Mets leading the Braves by about 47 games, the only reason to still tune in is to see Bob Wickman chew on that nasty chaw and yell various obsceneties when the ball game is over..
That said, it's time for another edition of our Atlanta Braves drinking game. Part 1 was pretty good, just ask Koren Robinson....


If Skip Caray says "Bark in the Park" - 1 drink
If Skip Caray tries to guess which city a random fan is from - 1 drink
If they lose to Shawn Chacon - 10 drinks, vomit and hide your face
If someone gets thrown out trying to steal a base - 3 drinks
If Todd Pratt grounds into another double play - 1 drink
If you're missing Wilson Betemit - 1 drink
If Tyler Yates walks the first 4 batters, but Bobby Cox still leaves him in the game - 5 drinks
If Adam LaRoche tries to bunt in the ninth inning - Drink the whole damn bottle
If Chip Caray makes fun of Glenn Diamond - 1 drink
If you feel like drop kicking Ryan Langerhans - 1 drink
If you are debating which player should go in the doghouse - 3 drinks
If you hear the name "Peterson Thomas Gord Orr" - 5 drinks
If you find yourself counting down to football season - 1 drink
If they mention Jeff Francoeur's "aggresiveness" - 1 drink
If they mention Jeff's 2-out Rbi's - 1 drink
If Jeff then promptly swings at a plane that is flying overhead - 3 drinks
If Jeff Torborg makes you miss Tom Paciorek - 5 drinks, and vomit
If you hear the name "Jason Shiell" - 3 drinks
If Matt Diaz has an ugly swing - 1 drink
If Matt Diaz has an even uglier swing - 3 drinks
If Matt Diaz then promptly ties some sort of National League hitting record - 10 drinks!
If Bob Wickman is chewing on that nasty chaw - 1 drink
If Bob Wickman tells Brian McCann a very dirty joke involving Jorge Sosa's mother - 3 drinks
If someone says "Snakes on a plane" - 1 drink
If the Braves load the bases but still don't get any runs - 10 drinks
If John Smoltz does something awesome - 1 drink
If yet another player goes to the D.L - 3 drinks
If Pedro Astacio gets a complete game shut-out - whole damn bottle again!!
If Tony Pena Jr gets a homerun - Don't drink. You'll need to remember this moment so that you can tell your grand kids later on