Atleast my team isn't this bad

As you know, I'm currently in the process of assembling a truly pathetic fantasy football team that will get violated in many ways by the members in my league.
I've given up on doing trades because being the failure that I am, I'm pretty sure that instead of fixing it, I'll only make it much worse.

But the past few days I've been feeling somewhat better about my team. I've been reading very good things about a bunch of the guys that I've drafted and I'm thinking that my guys might actually put up a decent fight. We will get our faces kicked in, but we will do some damage before going down. The whole process might not be as embarrasing as I previously thought...

And then this came along. Peter King's fantasy football team, the wonderfully named "Montclair Bears".

Now, if there's one team that I'm pretty sure that I could beat into a bloody pulp, it's Peter's team. I don't know about the scoring rules of this league, but if it's an interception/turnover/do nothing on the field league where you get points for sucking, then Peter would dominate.
Note that Peter has Vince Young, Brett Favre, and that he took Chester Taylor in round two. I'm pretty sure there must've been a better option than unproven Chester Taylor in round number two..

What's even dumber than some of these picks, is Peter's reasoning behind them.

Round 5, Pick 11, Overall 59
Deion Branch, WR, Patriots
I'm hoping the holdout keeps him fresh; he'll catch 80 balls.

Round 11, Pick 11, Overall 131
Vince Young, QB, Titans
Probably a stupid pick, but if I hit on this one, I hit it big.

Round 13, Pick 11, Overall 155
Sinorice Moss, WR, Giants
Just a hunch; I'm betting on 10 touchdowns as WR-PR.

Round 14, Pick 2, Overall 158
Brett Favre, QB, Packers
If he's still there in Round 14, you know I've gotta have him.

Yes Petey, it's great when a wide-receiver is holding out and given one week to seek a trade. It does wonders for his chemistry with the Qb.
Anyways, Peter's akward Brett Favre man-crush has me feeling all dirty now, so I'm going to bathe myself in pure bleach and hope that the fumes swiftly knock me out.