How can this guy elude you??

While in Cincinnatti football players are making it a custom to engage in criminal activities and getting arrested, in Pittsburgh they do crazy Evil Knievel type shit on bikes.
This time it was offensive lineman Barrett Brooks that got himself arrested after he fled from police on his motorcycle.

Brooks was charged with fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, driving at an unsafe speed and other traffic violations. That's pretty impressive for a guy that's 6'4" and 325 pounds.
And, like most of the crazy kids nowadays, Brooks wasn't wearing a helmet. Yeah, Big Benjamin is setting a great example up there..

Guys that are 325 pounds shouldn't be able to elude anything. If I'm a cop, and a guy like Brooks happens to get away from me, I think I'll consider a deskjob or something.
That's the point where I officialy consider myself a failure and start spening my nights locked in a dark room while drinking pure gasoline.