I give to you, the Atlanta Braves drinking game

It's the bottom of the third, Tim Hudson is on the mound and the opposing team is already leading 6-0. Bob Rathburn and Jeff Torborg are making your ears commit suicide and your only companion is the smell of defeat. Ah yes, it's time for a visit from your friend Jack Daniels...

If Oscar Villareal gets in the game before the 5th inning - 2 drinks
If Oscar Villareal "vultures" a win - 1 drink
If Pete Orr gets into the game - 1 drink
If Todd Pratt gets referred as a "veteran" - 1 drink
If Todd Pratt lets a ball go through - 2 drinks
If Jeff Francoeur swings at the first pitch - 1 drink, and curse
If Jeff Francoeur has an at-bat of at least 5 pitches - 3 drinks
If Francoeur draws a walk - Drink the whole damn bottle
If Andruw Jones' knee touches the ground after a homerun - 1 drink
If Andruw makes a routine catch on a ball that would make Jim Edmonds dive - 1 drink
If you see Chip Caray's unibrow - 1 drink
If you see John Thomson sweat - 1 drink, then puke
If Bobby Cox gets tossed - 1 drink
If Don Sutton calls an opposing player "good" - 1 drink
If Jeff Torborg has a flashback - 1 drink
If Ron Gant stutters - 3 drinks
If Chip Caray is day dreaming about the N.Y. Mets - 1 drink
If Chipper Jones hurts his foot - 2 drinks
If Pete Orr grounds to the second baseman - 1 drink
If Matt Diaz overruns a ball - 3 drinks
If the "Good" Horacio shows up - 1 drink
If the "Bad" Horacio shows up - You'll need the whole damn bottle
If Pete Orr makes a bad throw to first - 1 drink
If Adam LaRoche falls asleep in the dugout - 5 drinks
If we give Beltran another grand slam - 10 drinks
If Brian McCann hits it off the wall, but only makes it to first - 3 drinks
If Francoeur pops weakly out to first base - 1 drink
If Chuck James gives up a fly ball - 1 drink
If Turner Field is sold out - Whole damn bottle again!

Rick Sutcliffe would be proud.