Crazy back-up punter might get 48 years

Mitchell Cozad, the former NCU punter that stabbed starting punter Rafael Mendoza in the leg wants permission to live outside of Colorado. Cozad's attorney has haid that his client is "frightened, apprehensive and concerned".

Cozad has now been charged with attempted murder and could be sentenced 48 years behind bars if convicted. I find it somewhat odd that stabbing someone in the leg can count as attempted murder but I spent Law class being masculine and planning world domination so I wouldn't know..

Well, the other possibility is that Cozad really did try to kill Mendoza but missed like a Kyle Boller throw and ended up stabbing him in the leg. If that's the case, I really hope he was more accurate than that when he was punting those balls.

Whatever the case, Cozad can now look forward to possibly spending the next 48 years in jail, what amounts to roughly 35.000 brutal ass-poundings. (I'm calculating that he will get reamed twice a day).

Mitchell is the guy on the left in the above picture. He looks as threatening as the color purple. I just can't imagine him taking a knife and jamming it into someone's hamstring. But apprently he did and now he's going to pay the price for it.

Silly punters...