Damon Huard shifs the entire playing field

The gunslinging machine of destruction known to us petty mortals as Damon Huard might not play Sunday against the Seattle Seahawks. The mighty Huard has a strained groin and is listed as questionable on the depth chart.

Huard probably hurt his groin by engaging in massive amounts of sexual activities that ordinary folk like you and me only can dream of. Either way, if Huard can't go, he'll be replaced by Alabama rookie Brodie Croyle.

So, the Matt Hasselbeck vs. Damon Huard match-up will now turn into Seneca Wallace vs. Brodie Croyle, which will be as pleasant as talking politics with Joe Buck.

Either way, I picked up Eddie Kennison this week for my fantasy team, expecting a big game from him as he would be catching those ridiculous bombs thrown by Huard's cannon right arm. But with Huard probably out, I might as well lube myself up for the inevitable fantasy fisting that is awaiting me...

UPDATE : Damon Huard has in fact started the game for Kansas City because no stinking groin injury can keep Damon Huard out. The man is a beast..