Just because I have nothing better to write about..

I came across this horribly awkward picture a few days ago and I thought I'd post it now since I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time. It's two St. Louis Cardinals players engaging in some sort of act that would make Liberace himself blush..

A couple of things are apparent right here. First, that one guy is hung like a whale, and second, that other fellow is sure not hiding his desire for wanting to get all up in there. Really, he's doing his absolute best to get his point across.

I'm trying to imagine what he could be saying to him in such a sensitive moment though. Here's a couple of possibilites..

• "Is that David Eckstein in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

• "How's that groin muscle feeling today?"

• "Previously...on Prison Break..."

• "Good news. I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."

• " Come on, look at me. You never look at me in my face anymore."

• "You're with me, Leather."

• "Hey man, thanks for borrowing me that new Tori Amos album."

• "Tag, you're it."

• "Yes, I play fantasy baseball.."

• "Could you pass me the Grey Poupon?"