More pictures from our collection

A while ago I gave you all a peek into my life and also some of the crazy shit that Jay and me have pulled throughout the years. Well, what do you know. Time to damage your retina again with more wonderful pictures from our morbid collection.

This is me last week after my visit to Supercuts. The pretty lady made it short on top and long in the back just like I asked her. Note how my snazzy red shirt brings out the color of my eyes.

Here we see Jay sharing some of his fine Jamaican brand with his pet chipmunk Jeeves. Jay's a professional chipmunk wrangler, so he knows how to deal with these extremely dangerous creatures.

Here we are at Halloween. I dressed up like a purdy ballerina. Jay on the other hand went with "Super Sperm". Jay received so much poon that night that he now walks with a severe gimp while muttering rare forms of jibberish.

This is me updating my blog. When you're such a well defined physical specimen such as myself, clothes just become unnecessary. This is how Eric Mangini would look like if he was in shape.

Check out Jay playing that World of Warcraft right here. Little did he know that I was getting ready to take him out with one swift shot to the head. He can be so naive at times. Stupid kid...

This is Jay tailgating in Blacksburg before the Virginia Tech game. Those crazy kids sure know how to party there. I mean, just look at the guy in the back there. He actually died after pulling that stunt.

Ah, this brings back memories. I bet on the Tigers to win the World Series and ended up owing some dangerous people a lot of money. I'm basically flat broke and scared shit-less right there. I had to make a lot of phone calls and do favors I rather not talk about. If you search, you'll probably find those videos on the web, but lets pretend it never happened.

And here's the result of a night that was filled with Everclear, nutmeg and apple sauce. I don't know where I am right there, or how I got there but I woke up with quite a story to tell.