Random Observations, week 15 edition

It's been a busy weekend in sports so far. Most of the good bloggers are probably writing smart and informative posts regarding Tank Johnson's clubbing habbits, T.O. spitting in DeAngelo Hall's face and the Knicks/Nuggets brawl. But you know better than to expect quality writing over here. So yes, let me just get to the observations and get it over with...

• Huge weekend of fantasy football for me. I got a semi-final play-off match-up against the best team in our league. To give you an idea of our match-up, he's starting Steve Smith, Steven Jackson, Plaxico Burress and Rudi Johnson. I'm starting Snow White, Papa Smurf, one of the Paw-Paw Bears and the fat kid from Accepted. It's safe to say that I'm a slight underdog.

• Touchdown Jamal Lewis. Oh wait, Jamal Lewis' ass is planted very firmly on my bench. I have no reasonable explanation for why I benched him. This is why even my own mother avoids me...
  

• Dick Enberg was just talking about a new show called "Armed and Famous" that'll be coming to CBS where real celebrities become cops. Randy Cross never missed a beat and noted that the show will have a lot of Chicago Bears and NBA players in it. Cross won't be making any jokes after Stephen Jackson empties a gat in his chest.

• Steve McNair left the game with some sort of hand injury. The football season just isn't complete without some part of Steve McNair's body getting mauled.
  

• I dropped Reggie Brown for Marty Booker who's been on fire recently. It should come as no surprise that Booker has 0 catches at halftime. Buffalo's leading Miami 7-0 and the depression is my only friend once again.
  

• So much for Tom Brady playing shitty after splitting with Bridget Moynahan. The Pats are leading 27-0 and Brady obviously must be getting more rebound poon than humanly imaginable.

• Kyle Boller just threw a 77 yard touchdown to Demetrius Williams. The Cleveland Browns season just officially hit a new low-point.

• Touchdown Buffalo. J.P. Losman hits Lee Evans for his 3rd touchdown of the day. Losman is 12 for 18 passing, for 191 yards and 3 TD's. Joey Harrington on the other hand is 5-17, for 20 yards and 2 interceptions. Joey Harrington's career has now also officially hit a new low-point.