Random Observations week 15 edition, part 2

• Cleo Lemon is now the new qb for Miami. I don't care if it's Cleo Lemon or Charlie Apples, I just need some catches for Marty Booker.

• Not even Drew Brees is putting up any good numbers for me. It really is a thing of beauty when every single player on your fantasy team decide to have their worst performances together on the week that you have your biggest game. Such teamwork and unity really is admirable.

• The Jaguars just had fourth and goal on the 1 yard line and instead of trying to power it in or some sort of play-action, they went with a fade route to Matt Jones. Pacman Jones broke it up easily and Jacksonville deserves to lose the game on that play alone.

• Washington went into New Orleans and held that offense to just 10 points in a 16-10 win. That's why you play the games. And that's why my fantasy team will get drilled in every hole today.

• My rectal punishment might not be as bad as I expect it to be. In a span of about 5 minutes, both Tiki Barber and Javon Walker scored touchdowns, meaning that I'll atleast have some points. Now, if I could only get a life..

• The Bears at one point had a 21 point lead in the 3rd Quarter but still needed overtime to beat the Tim Rattay and the Tampa Bay Bucs. Pretty impressive considering that Tampa came so close even without the aid of Rex Grossman turnovers.

• The Eagles punter is called Dirk Johnson. A man called Dirk Johnson is probably hung like a killer Whale.

• There's something about Michael Strahan screaming "more meat" in that Subway commercial that just doesn't sit right with me. I always suspected Strahan of liking thick, beefy "meat", but now he's just confirming it.

• Really, can Eli Manning even read at a 4th grade level?
  

• Joe Buck just said that Dirk Johnson did a great job of holding it while David Akers pounded it through. Joe Buck and Michael Strahan should hang out more often.

• If I'm a Giants fan, I'd be pretty pissed off that Eli Manning forced his way onto my team. The Chargers are arguably the best team in football, have a possible Pro-Bowler in Phillip Rivers and even drafted Shawn Merriman with that extra pick. Eli on the other hand mastered the art of playing as dumb as he looks.