That's just wrong...

Most of the people that visit this wasteland come here via some sort of search engine and the wonderful part is that I can see which keywords they typed. Yes, much like unprotected sex with Mike Vick, the internet can be a very dangerous thing...

Now, most of the searches are pretty normal stuff. "Eli Manning can't read", "Stupid Davey blog" or "Eric Mangini bra-size". But every so often you get confronted with very morbid searches that make you lose your appetite and question why you were even born. As was the case last week. Take a look at these gems that were chucked across some search engine and onto my lap.

"Rex Grossman masturbate", "Drew Brees masturbate" and "Peyton Manning pregnant".

Now, I know there are plenty of people out there that are interested in Drew Brees' masturbational habbits but yours truly is not one of them. I want Brees to go out and throw manly touchdown passes so that my fantasy team can give the rectal assault instead of being on the receiving end of it.

And Peyton Manning pregnant? Whoever wanted to see that has to be banned from using a computer for life. Peyton and Kenny Chesney can do whatever they want in their spare time, but I'd rather not see the result of it. I'd rather not see the result of anything Peyton Manning related, unless it's another gut-wrenching play-off defeat.

So what does that smashing young man in the picture above have to do with anything?
Well nothing actually. I just felt the need to show him again. Just for shits and giggles.