Our picture collection, part four

Besides the fact that Dwight Howard is going to wear Nate Robinson like scarf during Saturday's Dunk Contest, there ain't much more happening right now. So, perfect time for me to clutter this wasteland with even more unspeakable filth.

To refresh your memory/damage your retina even more, here's a picture of me during happier times. Look at me sitting behind my powerful Tandy 1000 and crunching those numbers. I pissed pure excellence back then.



So yeah, now that the ice has been broken, let's get on to the rest of the pictures.

Here's Jay getting ready for his annual Super Mario Bros. tournament. If you thought Duke - UNC was a heated rivalry, you ain't seen shit yet.

Here I am looking extremely fuzzy in a bear costume. The reason I look so wasted is because my mom spiked my grape juice just so I would get into that thing. I remember clearly how that went down...



Mother : "Look at the cute costume I bought for you Davey..."
Davey : "I'd rather spoon with Al Davis"
Mother : "Hush......"

Jay's been getting plenty of visitors lately to his blog and some of his "fans" are pretty vocal when it comes to their feelings towards him. Like this fine gentleman down below. He just can't get enough of Jay's mastery of the English language.



It struck me that I never mention my sister over here, so I guess it's a good time to introduce her. She is definitively the complete package. She occupies the fantasies of many, many men.



Jay has always been quite the party animal and by the looks of it, he got started at a pretty early age. That's some fine lager that that kid is throwing down right there.

And now, some of Jay's finer moments...

Here he is during the filming of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"..



Here's Jay doing some stunt work for Sly Stallone in "Rambo".



And here's Jay when he got into professional wrestling. You might know him by the name of "Hulkamania".



So yeah, I'm pretty sure you have some sort of ulcer right now after looking at all this and if for some sick, sadistic reason you want more, you can check out previous editions of our collection.

Picture collection, part one

Picture collection, part two

Picture collection, part three

* Bonus Pic

Here's one of me in my snazzy IPod costume. I beg you to click on this picture to get the full-size view of the face. You will not regret it. Trust me...