You don't run fake punts on Sean Taylor

There's that rule that players shouldn't play any real defense during the Pro-Bowl, but Sean Taylor would like for you to take that rule and shove it.

The AFC tried to get cheeky and called a fake punt for Buffalo punter Brian Moorman and Taylor decided to play Australian style rugby with his ribcage. That's probably the last time that Moorman will ever run in his life. Ever.

Moorman didn't go back to congratulate Taylor after the hit, he was just politely asking for his testicles back. CBS also showed the Japanese announcers react to that hit and since I'm fluent in oriental languages, I took the trouble of translating what they said below...

Japanese announcer : "AAAAAAHHHHHHHAH"
Translated : "Shit son, dat noob got trucked!"

So, in between Taylor's hit, Reggie Wayne's long TD catch, Ed Reed's interception and Devin Hester's long punt return...it's safe to say that the Miami boys had a better showing than the Virginia Tech gang. (V-Tech's only representative DeAngelo Hall had 7 tackles, but that's because he couldn't stop the wide-receivers from catching the ball).

Note : I'm sure that Jay is going to poison and/or bludgeon me one of these days.