I'm hoping to get atleast 5 of these right

Jay talked me into doing a "mock draft" and it looks like I'll give it a shot and ridicule myself beyond belief. I mean why not, atleast I'll be able to look back a few months from now and see how blatantly wrong I was about everything.

This is how it's going to work. I'm not going to give you an entire explanation on why Washington is going to take Alan Branch because I'll only confuse you and give you an even bigger headache. I'll just keep it short and abrupt, much like my penis.


1. Raiders - JaMarcus Russell QB (LSU)

2. Lions - Joe Thomas
(I don't want Detroit to pick Brady Quinn so I'm just going to give them Thomas, even though I argued against this)

3. Browns - Adrian Peterson RB (Okla)

4. Bucs - Calvin Johnson WR (Ga Tech)

5. Cardinals - Gaines Adams DE (Clem)

6. Redskins - Alan Branch DT (Mich)

7. Vikings - Ted Ginn Jr. WR (OSU)

8. Texans - Levi Brown OT (PSU)

9. Dolphins - Brady Quinn QB (ND)

10. Falcons - Laron Landry S (LSU)

11. 49ers - Jamaal Anderson DE (Ark)

12. Bills - Leon Hall CB (Mich)

13. Rams - Patrick Willis LB (Ole Miss)

14. Panthers - Reggie Nelson S (Fla)

15. Steelers - Darrelle Revis CB (Pitt)

16. Packers - Marshawn Lynch RB (Cal)

17. Jaguars - Adam Carricker DE (Neb)

18. Bengals - Amobi Okoye DT (Lou)

19. Titans - Daymeion Hughes CB (Cal)

20. Giants - Paul Posluszny LB (PSU)

21. Broncos - Dwayne Jarrett WR (USC)

22. Cowboys - Dwayne Bowe WR (LSU)

23. Chiefs - Robert Meachem WR (Tenn)

24. Patriots - Lawrence Timmons LB (FSU)

25. Jets - Aaron Ross CB (Tex)

26. Eagles - Jarvis Moss LB/DE (Fla)

27. Saints - Greg Olsen TE (Mia)

28. Patriots - Anthony Spencer DE (Pur)

29. Ravens - Justin Blalock OG (Tex)

30. Chargers - Michael Griffin S (Tex)

31. Bears - Tank Tyler DT (N.C. State)

32. Colts - LaMarr Woodley LB (Mich)