Joey Porter is in the news again

I was hoping that Joey Porter would save his violent antics for J.P. Losman's ribcage but I guess he just could not wait 'till the start of the regular season. Porter punched Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones in the face at a Vegas blackjack table and got cited for misdemeanor battery after Jones was left with some scratches.

Turns out that the only way you get cited in Vegas is if a police offer actually sees you fight. Now, that makes me wonder 2 things. How do you actually find a cop in Vegas, and how does a fight between such large men end up with only scratches?

I was going to make a Cat Woman joke, but Jay already beat me to it and his photoshop work is a lot better than anything I could ever make. This is what I made....



Yes, that animation is childish, awkward and unprofessional, much like this blog. I tried to made it look as if they're fighting but it looks like they're either caressing each gently other or playing rock-paper-scissors. And don't ask me why Levi has that stupid smile on his face...

Either way, the Dolphins will play the Bengals in '07 so it will be interesting to see how this plays out. I wish I could see the game but regional coverage will probably make sure that I'll be gouging my eyes out with a spoon while agonizing through another Jets game.