Time for random Bob Wickman facts...
If you look up the word awesome in the dictionary, you will find a picture of Bob Wickman kicking the crap out of Tyler Yates . On a scale of 1 to 10, Wickman is a 27.
After the Braves started out horribly last season and basically had no hopes of making the play-offs, they aquired Wickman and he almost singlehandedly drove the team into the postseason by saving 53 games, batting .412 and driving in 93 runs. He put up those numbers despite only playing in 28 games for the Braves..
Now, here are some random Bob Wickman facts that you might not know
- Bob Wickman started his career with the New York Yankees. It was the only time the New York Yankees ever mattered.
- After the strike ended the season in 1994, Bob Wickman got bored and decided to play some football. He drop kicked Steve Young in his chest, hid Young in his basement and posed as him during the regular season and play-offs. It Should come as no surprise that the San Francisco 49ers dominated the Super Bowl behind Wickman's record 6 touchdown passes and 325 passing yards.
- Bob Wickman hung a curve ball once and a batter took him deep. The guy stared the homerun out of the park and did some showboating around the bases. Poor Stephen Hawking never walked again after that day.
- Bob Wickman was drafted by the Chicago White Sox in 1990. Even though he never threw a single pitch for them, he will still go down as the greatest White Sox player of all time.
- Back in 2004, a drunk Montreal Expos fan worked up the courage to boo Bob Wickman. It's no coincidence that the team had to move to Washington the next season.
- When he was in college, Bob Wickman majored in Testosterone.
- Mike Hampton once challenged Bob Wickman to an arm wrestling match. Hampton put up a good fight but Wickman won without breaking a sweat. Mike Hampton's body has never been the same since.
- A regular day for Bob Wickman consists of taming wild bulls, doing undercover work for the F.B.I and insulting Jorge Sosa's mother.
- The nasty chaw that Bob Wickman chews is actually a banned substance. Bud Selig just doesn't have the courage to tell him.
- A few years ago, Bob Wickman felt like trying something new and created his first website. You might know it as Google.com
Edit : Bonus facts...
- Bob Wickman led the Milwaukee Brewers to the post-season AFTER they were already mathematically eliminated.
- Some baseball people will argue that the hardest feat to accomplish on the baseball is to hit for the cycle. These people are in fact wrong because getting the best of Bob Wickman is the hardest feat to accomplish.
- After Bob Wickman saves a game, he yells curse words in 37 different languages. He then beats every player on the opposing team while he sleeps with their wives. The players actually consider it an honor...
- Bob Wickman's fantasy team consisted of Ryan Leaf, a hobbit, Peter Griffin and Matt Damon. He still went undefeated and shattered every existing league record.
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