Turns out that Carl Pavano ain't so smart after all

A few weeks ago I posted a little something on how Carl Pavano seemed to be making some good choices in his life. Pavano had missed a scheduled spring training start to be with his model girlfriend Gia Allenmand who apparently was sick at the time.

So yeah, being the awkward and immature person that I am, I made some jokes on how Carl should nevermind this whole silly pitching thing and just spend his days plowing her 'till he gets some sort of hernia.

Well, turns out that Pavano did some plowing, but with someone else. So either Pavano is dumber than cheese to be cheating on this, or he's a straight up "Playa". For now I'm just going to assume that he is in fact dumber than cheese.

Allenmand as you can imagine did not have the kindest things to say about him...

"I've given up too much for him. Carl hasn't been there at all for me," she said. "The time when I needed Carl the most, he hasn't been there."

Obviously hurting, Allemand described their relationship as being "as bad as Carl's pitching!"

No need to make a joke here because I'll probably ruin it. I'll just let your mind ridicule him to the fullest possible extent.