Mark Mallory wants you to forget this ever happened

During yesterday's season opener in Cincinnati, mayor Mark Mallory had the honor of throwing out the first pitch and I'm pretty sure that this is not the result that he had in mind.



Either the ball slipped out of his hands or he has the arm strength of a dead Gecko. I mean, there just aren't enough words to describe how incredibly horrible that was. The Eric Davis reaction makes the whole thing even better.

It looked like Davis got angry first because you know, a grown man just shouldn't throw shit that weak (unless they are Johhny Damon). And then Davis started to get a bit suspicious, looking around, smiling and wondering if he was getting Punk'd. But no, it's just that Mallory throws like a drugged Kangaroo.