The Atlanta Braves drinking game, part 3

Pete Orr is getting the start tonight for my beloved Braves and that's reason enough to start hanging out with mister Johnny Walker. So yes, the fine folks over at the Braves Journal requested another drinking game and I did my best to deliver.

Without further delay, I give you the Atlanta Braves drinking game, part 3.

If Peter Orr is in the starting line-up - 1 drink
If Chris Woodward is in the starting line-up - 3 drinks and change the channel
If Woodward and Prado are in the starting line-up - 5 drinks, and curse at Bobby Cox for the damage to your retina.
If Chipper Jones gets hurt while playing cards - 1 drink
If Mike Hampton gets his annual season ending injury - 10 drinks
If Chip Caray says "Swung on and Belted!!!" - 1 drink
If Chip says "Fisted" - 2 drinks and a shower
If Chip says "Gets his man" - 2 drinks, a shower and a prayer.
If Chip is openly rooting for the other team - 5 drinks and wish pain upon him
If Oliver Perez is starting for the Mets - Whole damn bottle!!!!
If Edgar Renteria shows as much range as a dead tree - 1 drink
If Edgar promptly makes up for it by swinging a mighty stick - 2 drinks
If Joe Simpson wants Andruw to hit the ball the other way - 1 drink
If Joe calls someone "a baseball player" - 2 drinks
If you find yourself calling Bob Wickman "Big Boy" - 1 drink
If Andruw swings and breaks a rib - 1 drinks
If Thorman swings and breaks the ozone layer - 3 drinks
If Mike Hampton swings and destroys his oblique - 5 drinks
If Mike Gonzalez suddenly loses 10 mph on his fastball - Whole damn bottle!
If Peter Moylan gets a scoreless inning - 1 drink and then sing a verse of “Waltzing Matilda.”
If Chad Paronto comes into the game - 1 drink
If Chad Paronto fails to record an out - 1 drink for every batter he faced
If Jeff Francouer swings at the first pitch - 1 drink
If Bobby Cox gets ejected - 3 drinks
If Bobby leaves a starter in for too long - 1 drink for every inning
If you miss Ryan Langerhans - Drink that whole bottle son, cuz there's something very wrong with you....