The opposite ends of the dunking spectrum
I was going to post something on Joey Porter's guilty plea, but the Fanhouse posted it hours ago already and I won't really be bringing anything new to the table. Joey acted a fool, and now he's going to have Roger Goodell's foot merged firmly with his colon. Simple as that...
So instead, I'll just entertain myself using the fine services of Youtube.
The poor kid started off with so much ambition, only to have it shattered by his pure un-athletic ability. If you only knew how often things like that used to happened to me. I would try to show off for the ladies at school only to end up bleeding from places I didn't even know could bleed.
On the flipside of that is this guy. He defines the term "pissing excellence" right there. I mean, I can't even put into words how crazy that dunk was. That's the type of dunk that'll make you go home and punch your grandmother.
If I was that guy, I'd be jumping over cars in traffic all day, just because I can. That dunk actually inspired Jay and me to join the "And 1 Tour". He'll be known as Rotunda from down Unda and my name will be Benson.
You're probably thinking that we'll get trucked, but look at us here, dominating our local squash league. Some of the other players have accused us of using 'roids, but that's pure muscle...
Note how I casually worked in the "tomfoolery" tag.
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Yessir, you haven't seen anything till me and Benson incorporate our championship squash skills into the b-ball games(are the hip kids still saying b-ball? Oh whatever).
-The Rotunda from Down Unda
The hip kids say things like Crossova and Alley-Oop these days.
Oh, well thank you kind sir for correcting me on my poor attempt at "slang".
I wish someone would correct me at my poor attempt at life...
I hear Dr.Phil is good at that type of shit...that and telling people how to lose weight eventhough he's fat. I hear he's coming out with a book on not going bald. Should be a good read.
I might come out with a book on how to be a male model.
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