Roger Clemens decides to grace us again with his presence

If you have followed any baseball today, you know by now that Roger Clemens has decided to grace us again with his wonderful presence on the pitching mound. Clemens announced this from George Steinbrenner's press box during today's Yankees/Mariners game.

Thank you all. Well, they came and got me out of Texas. And I can tell you it's a privilege to be back...I'll be talking to you all soon.

So yeah, the Yankees who need pitching help like I need a life, will probably be adding Clemens to their rotation somewhere in June, after he gets a couple of starts in AAA.

Roger can now earn 350 million for the rest of the season, while demanding to only pitch during Sunday day games at Yankee stadium, while playing opponents who have a losing record. Then he can retire and wait 'till next spring to do his tired act all over again.