Such consistency is really admirable

Larry Brown had this great post today, ranking all of the Cincinnati Bengal arrests during the past months from the best to the worst. Looking at that list, certain things jump out.

First, you really have to give props to Chris Henry. Christopher makes the list 4 times out of 13, meaning that he's batting a cool .307.... tops in the league. A.J. Nicholson is no slouch himself, making the list 2 times, which includes that infamous time where he stole electronics from his own teammate while at Florida State. Nicholson promptly got cut a while back, leading Jay to give him some tips on how to survive in a federal ass-pounding prison.

My favorite though is Eric Steinbach. Larry ranks him at number 6, but I think I would've put him a bit higher than that. Really, "boating under the influence" is not one that you come across very often. Steinbach definitely raised the bar with that one. (horrible, horrible pun, I know)

Either way, I guess that by now Roger Goodell must have some sort of sleeping disorder to go along with a wicked nervous twitch, all directly related to the fine gentlemen that make up this list. Really, consistency like that is not something that you see very often...