Urlacher to get lessons on how to be a good parent

Apparently, when you send angry text messages to the mother of your son, calling said boy a p--sy, you get to attend parenting classes.

Brian Urlacher, who was accused by the mother of his 2 year-old son of sending abusive text messages, was sentenced by a judge to take 3 hours of parenting lessons.

To refresh your mind, here's what Ulracher supposedly texted his former lady friend...

"Go to hell you f------ ----."

"Grow the f--- up and quit praying and get a job."

"You're a f------ fruit cake."

"Your raising a little p---y."

And then there was also this part..

Robertson claims Urlacher had sent her more than 30 nasty text messages since January. In those messages, he allegedly called her a "hooker" and "jealous b----," among other things, and once made this suggestion: "make one of your pimps drive you around,"

Doesn't really sound like a healthy relationship to me. So now Lady Justice steps in and rules that these two need help and I'm not really surprised by that. I was actually even expecting a bit more than 3 hours worth.

I'm not going to accuse Urlacher of anything because I wasn't there and I don't know if he did send those messages or not. And even if he did, I don't know his motives, because he could've just been very pissed off at the time, I really don't know.

Either way, at least I understand why he plays with so much anger now on Sundays. Too much shit to deal with at home.