There's a new face in town

I had planned to put a few more posts up during the past couple of days but I've been failing miserably as you can see. But yes, I do have 3 excuses for my lack of writing.

1. I suck.
2. I've been holding down the fort a long with Dustyn over at the Epic Carnival while the main man (Doug) is away on business.
3. I've come down with a cold and the germs are dry humping my body like there's no tomorrow. My white blood cells have lost that battle in embarrassing fashion, much like that gentleman that you see whimpering above. See what I did there? I took a funny picture and make a reference to myself. Smooth...

But don't worry. I have an awesome "guest author" lined up and he's going to pitch in whenever he wants. So yes, let me introduce to you mister Liston, from the aptly named blog "Introducing Liston".

Liston has written some of the funniest things I've ever read so be sure to check his blog out. If you're not laughing within the first 3 minutes, it's because you're probably dead or paralyzed from the neck up.














Liston's a busy man as he usually spends his days wrestling bad ass Cobra-Gators so I'm really thankful that'll be dropping some greatness every so now and then.

And yes, that is an actual picture of him destroying a Cobra-Gator. I took the liberty of taking that picture off of his blog, so I hope he doesn't mind. If he does, we'll have to settle this like real men do....over a game of Jeopardy.