Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Darko admits that he hates a snitch



I'll start off by saying that I didn't understand a word that Darko said over there, but I figured that he must of threatened to pee one someone's forehead. Well, it turns out that it was a bit more extreme than that.


I will find the referees, murder them and then [expletive] their daughters.

Ok, a few things here. Either Darko is dumber than cow vomit, or he has balls the size of Jamaica, or he just doesn't want to play basketball anymore. Those are the only three scenarios in which I can imagine a professional player saying something like that.

It makes me wonder how the FIBA will handle this because Darko really didn't leave anything to chance. It wasn't enough to say that he's going to empty a double barreled shotgun into the ref's chest, but he also had to mention how he's going to thoroughly defile his young daughter. A very subtle little sprinkle if you ask me...

Man, can you imagine how Roger Goodell would handle something like this? Just imagine Joey Porter saying something like that about Ed "Guns" Hochuli after Hoch tosses him for letting his pitbulls eat Chad Pennington alive. I might be wrong but Rog would castrate Joey manually before Miami would even get to its next practice.

* Via the NBA Fanhouse

1 comments:

Sooze said...

...not the greatest career move in history.