The Eagles hate your retina and plan to destroy it
While watching the Buffalo - Pittsburgh game last week, I noted on the Epic Carnival that the Steelers were wearing a hideous jersey that wasn't really pleasant on the ol' retina.
The jersey was to commemorate Pitt's 75th anniversary and now the Eagles are going to do the same thing this weekend, only they'll be sporting some threads that are actually worse to look at. Seriously, this is the equivalent of getting raped by a disease infested whale right in your eye-socket.
The Fanhouse calls it the ugliest uniform ever and I think I have to agree. It's the uniform that the Eagles wore back in 1933 and it basically makes me very happy that I wasn't alive back then to see it.
Baby Blue is a tough color to pull of in the NFL and mixing it with that shade of yellow will probably just help to give little Chinese kids seizures. So either the Eagles hate the fact that your eyes are still in good shape, or they just want to blind the hell out of the Detroit Lions players this Sunday and finally get their first win of the year.
Whatever it is, I advise you to not look directly at them...
7 comments:
Those are pretty horrible.
Even Stevie Wonder thinks they suck...
Poor Lions defenders that have to line up against them...
I like 'em. First of all they are way different than any other team. Second, the helmet design reminds me of the UM helmet, without being the same (the Lions should have done it). Finally, they seem to have resulted in the Eagles 42 first half points today; well, Brian Westbrook may have had something to do with it.
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First of all they are way different than any other team. Second, the helmet design reminds me of the UM helmet, without being the same (the Lions should have done it).http://www.ticketwood.com/nfl/Philadelphia-Eagles-Tickets/index.php
Eagles tickets Finally, they seem to have resulted in the Eagles 42 first half points today; well, Brian Westbrook may have had something to do with it.
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