Random Observations : Saints vs Colts, first half

Fuck me sideways and call me Remmington, the season is finally starting. To say that I've been waiting for this moment like a virgin on prom night is understating it badly. I am actually naked right now. I'm typing this very sentence while sporting an erection the size of David Boston's upper body.

• It only took 13 minutes but John Mellencamp has already made an appearance and I don't think that anyone can be very happy about this.
  

• For fantasy purposes, I've got Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Drew Brees and Devery Henderson tonight. As for the game, you know that I'll be rooting for the Saints. I'd rather get raped in my ears by Mike Tyson than see Peyton Manning win anything.

• Rich Eisen just said that "the season is next". I have to piss now. Badly.

• First play of the game and Joseph Addai gets hammered and he's slow getting up. Al Michaels reminds us that the Colts have a dead bird and a blind worm behind Addai on the depth chart. But Addai gets up and the city of Indianapolis can breathe again.

• Marlin Jackson, the Michigan corner just introduced himself and I'm pretty sure that he was crying.

• Olindo Mare just missed a field goal for the Saints and Dolphin fans know that feeling all too well. Nice to see Olindo in mid-season form already.

• Marvin Harrison just used Jason David like a Saigon whore and the Colts lead 7-0. On the bright side, my fantasy team is happy and that was definitely the most sex I've had in quite some time.

• Peyton Manning is wearing a "C" on his jersey and Al Michaels says that it's because he is the captain of the team. I thought it was because he's a big, hairy cunt.

• Jason David is playing a big role tonight. David forces a Reggie Wayne fumble and returns it 55 yards for a touchdown. The game is tied at 7, and both scores can basically be credited to Jason David.

• A Peyton Manning commercial followed by that Mellencamp song. This telecast is becoming a threat to my health.

• Mare hits a field goal and the Saints lead 10-7. I wonder if Tim Donaghy took the "over" in this one...

• John Madden was talking about Tony Ugoh having to drop his hips so that he can take Will Smith's bull-rush. Sounds like a conversation that Michael Strahan would enjoy.

• Adam Vinatieri kicks a short field goal and the game is tied at 10 with half-time right around the corner. I dunno, but I imagined it being a bit more high scoring than this so far.