Cutting edge analysis

Timothy McCarver after Kevin Youkilis scores from first base on David Ortiz's hit...

Because when the runner gets to third base, the next stop is home.

I'll just leave it at that.

Update : Joe Buck decides to top McCarver and succeeds to destroy whatever is left of my mood.

These are not your father's Colorado Rockies

Where do you even begin with this? Do you mock the man? Do you feel sorry for him? Are you angry at FOX for keeping him employed? Do you hire a sniper to take him out?

That just might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Another Update : Timothy regarding Troy Tulowitzki...

That young man right there knows he can play. All you have to do is watch him walk.

Yes, the way Tulowitzki walks around shows us that he knows that he can play ball. When we see Juan Pierre walk around, we see that he knows that he can't play. Yes sir, it's all in the walk.