Gross...

Our good friend Peter King showing mid-season form in today's edition of MMQB..

b. Thanks for returning to baseball for a couple of weeks, Joe Buck. Missed you.

First of all. That's fucking gross. Secondly, how can anyone ever miss Joe Buck. Missing Joe Buck is like missing a terminal illness. I just don't see how that works.

Tune in next week when Peter misses Communism, the Black Plague, cell phones that look like this, dial-up internet, black and white television sets, the NHL and that John Mellencamp commercial that drives us all closer to suicide every time it airs.