What a night..

In between the new Heroes episode, the Monday Night Football game and the Indians/Yanks game, I basically got severe carpal tunnel in my wrist from working that remote so much. I flipped so violently between those channels that masturbation is going to be very painful today...

So yeah, I was rooting hard for Cleveland to eliminate the Yanks last night. See, besides wishing the worst upon the Yankees, I also picked the Indians to represent the AL in the World Series back in March so it would be nice if that actually happened. My predictions are usually flacid and pathetic but this one is looking pretty decent so far.

The only thing I regret is that I didn't put any money on Cleveland winning the division back then. I would've been counting some cold hard cash right now but since I'm a pussy, I didn't pull the trigger and I'm still broke like Michael Strahan right now. I basically have to perform sexual acts on truckers to make ends meat...just like Michael Strahan.

Either way, the Monday Night game was also awesome but for different reasons. That rivals the Bears/Cardinals game from last year as one of the most crazy and entertaining games that I've seen in a long while.

Dallas turned it over 6 times, Romo threw 5 picks and 2 of them were returned for a touchdown. They missed a critical two-point conversion and also let Buffalo return a kick-off for a touchdown and they STILL won the damn game thanks to a career long 53-yard field goal from a rookie. That's some crazy shit right there...

Dick Jauron tried that bullshit of calling the timeout right before the kick but Nick Folk just gave him the finger and kicked it right down the middle again to win the game. I admit, I yelled "suck my ass Dick Jauron" when the second kick went through and that's basically what Folk is doing right there. He's calling Jauron a dirty pirate hooker and telling him that he's going to punch him in the colon.

Oh, I also wrote over at the Epic Carnival about the size of Folk's testicles so be sure to check that out.

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