Wouldn't it be fitting?

After the Raiders burned us like the diarrhea in Derrick Mason's colon, I basically started to prepare myself mentally that these Dolphins could go winless this year. Miami has now finished the "easy" part of the schedule and since they're 0-6, the chance of going winless has improved dramatically, much like the size of Eric Mangini's breasts.

Well, SI's Don Banks has also noticed this and Banks also sees 0-16 as a very possible outcome. And on NBC, Chris Collinsworth was talking about how great the Patriots have been and how they could possibly run the table and take bragging rights away from the '72 Dolphins and that basically sets up a very gut-raping scenario.

The Pats beat Indy November 4th and keep playing at this mind blowing level all the way to an undefeated season. The Dolphins fail to win the only "winnable" remaining games on their schedule (at home against Buffalo and the Jets) and finish winless. The '72 Dolphins get company in the record books while the 2007 Dolphins become the worst team in NFL history. Oh man, fuck me in the liver...

I know that the season still has a long way to go and that a lot can still happen. I also know that the odds of a team going winless and a team going undefeated are very small and that the possibility of both happening in the same season is about as big as finding any humor in Dane Cook's stand up routine...but still. The chance is there and it's the type of irony that could make me give up on sports forever.

Either way, things have come so far that the Browns are raping us in the eye. I could sit here and say that 3 of the losses have come by a field goal and that we're a few bounces away from being 3-3...but the reality is that we're 0-6. Excuses are pathetic and for douchebags like Eric Mangini. Fuck Eric Mangini.

Speaking of pathetic, nice of our defense to take the week off again. Don't worry fellas, Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow don't need to be covered. Covering players are for teams that actually care about winning. And no, don't tackle the third string running back either. Tackling is gay..

The only bright spot remains Ronnie Brown. Brown continues to kick ass and watching him run is pure joy. One of the CBS announcers said that Brown is as close as there is to L.T. right now and I have to agree. The way he abused those Cleveland defenders was a thing of beauty.

Well, 0-6 is in the books. Next week the Patriots come to Miami and they will have a chance to actually score 100 points. I'm convinced that New England could put 100 on us if they wanted to. I seriously can't wait to see what line Vegas will put up on that one...

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