Showing posts with label randy moss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label randy moss. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I somehow feel the need to share this...

I know that no one cares about other people's fantasy teams, but I need to act like an Eric Mangini sized douche and mention this.

Remember that I said that I was going up against a team that had Tom Brady and Randy Moss on it in the first round of the play-offs? Well, I still trucked dat noob by 30 points.

Thank you. That is all...

Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Pats are not joking around

I guess New England is serious about this Super Bowl thing. The Patriots have been the busiest team this off-season, and by busy I mean reloading in an effort to donkey punch the rest of the AFC.

Adam Schefter is reporting that the Pats have now acquired Randy Moss from Oakland, in exchange for a 4th round pick in Sunday's draft. Moss has the all-world ability to catch passes and also to destroy a franchise's chemistry, but the Pats seem to think that they can handle him. But yeah, I guess Randy will be happy considering that it's Tom Brady who now will be throwing to him, instead of Aaron Brooks. There are few things more depressing than having to catch "passes" from Aaron Brooks....

If you're keeping count, the Pats have added Adalius Thomas, Wes Welker, Donte Stallworth, Sammie Morris, Tory James, Kelly Washington, Kyle Brady and now Randy Moss during the off-season. They also drafted Rodney Harrison's eventual replacement in Brandon Meriweather and they are clearly the best team on paper right now in my opinion.

The funny thing is that New England lined up Drew Carey and Andy Dick at receiver last season and still made it to the AFC Championship game. So having Moss, Stallworth and Welker for Brady to throw to will make things just so much harder on opposing secondaries.

Peter King must be walking around right now with an erection the size of Nebraska. Tomorrow will come the inevitable 6 page article in which he'll spasm and bleed from his gums as he praises every single move that New England has made so far....and I probably won't really blame him for it...